"Old-Fashioned Lesbian Love Story" — Andrew Lippa’s The Wild Party
I need a good-natured, old-fashioned Lesbian love story The kind of tale my mama used to tell. Where the girls were so sweet And the music would swell And in the end the queen would send the men off to hell.
What is that mild-mannered, old-fashioned Lesbian love story Where people knew exactly who they were? I want the story of yore That they don’t sing anymore To an old-fashioned dyke like her.